Ran across one of those posts today that leaves you scratching your head. In addition to being in all caps, it had at least two word phrases that left me completely bewildered.One was: “I HAVE GOT TO FIND THIS CAT A BETTER HOME! HE REALLY NEEDS TO BE AN INSIDE CAT AND IF I DIDN’T CARE SO DANG MUCH ABOUT HIM I WOULDN’T BE GIVING HIM AWAY!“Could you please repeat that, this time so it makes sense? This followed up an explanation of why this declawed cat was left outside and was being tortured by the ducks who ate his food. Now he was now starving. His (her?) conclusion was that the cat was really having a nice situation. Then a plea to get rid of the cat.I think someone will probably take the cat, but not for any reason in the posting other than pity. Perhaps this is a ploy to have that exact effect. I have to believe if one resorts to duping the audience to get a result, something else isn’t quite right. I much prefer to live, talk, and do business on the up and up.And if this was an honest attempt gone awry, then a proofreader is a must.
Make sure the meaning and action are appropriate. Be especially careful of negating words (e.g. NOT).