Promises, Promises

Promises, Promises

On Black Friday, I stayed at home.  Instead of fighting crowds, I browsed the web a bit and made a purchase at a place we’ll call Paper Clips with a coupon I found online.  Pretty good deal on a pretty minor expense, but I figured to count myself as a happy...
I’d hate to see #2

I’d hate to see #2

I really wish I made this stuff up.My bank — let’s call them Walk-all-over-ya sent me a notice that the fee to access online banking via Quicken was going from free to $5.95/month. Since this is not a service I use, I ignored said notice. I do, however,...
Have it your way

Have it your way

I went through the drive through at Regal Burger tonight.  I was the only one in line, took my time making my order, and was cheerful to the window 1 clerk and proceeded to window 2.  Got my milkshake handed to me in record time and was asked, “Would...

Clear as mud

Got a few more items for my “don’t ever say this” list from a speaker the other day.”Is it clear at all?”  (Corollary: “Do you understand?” and “Got it?”)  Realistically, what should the audience say?  Half the...